Michael Flynn in Critical Condition after Polonium-210 Exposure


Michael Flynn, President Trump's former national security advisor who offered to testify to congress and the FBI in exchange for immunity last week was rushed to the hospital last night. Flynn is in critical condition after exposure to Polonium-210, the radioactive material used to assassinate Putin critic Alexander Litvinenko.

Trump responded to accusations of Russian involvement in Flynn's poisoning by taking to Twitter, denying suspicions as "Fake news" and saying "Many people are exposed to Polumium-210".

Trump advisor, and future character on The Walking Dead, Stephen Miller suggested to Fox News that the poisoning may have been ordered by former President Obama.

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