Spice Pack

Misc

Here we see the wild Sean Spicers hide in the bushes from the media. Sadly Sean Spicers' natural prey is the media, hence this pack will starve. Hopefully the same will happen to the local Kellyanne Conway Population.

Species: Sean Spicer
Latin Name: Fatuis Joannes
Common Prey: Media and Democracy
Conservation Status: Threatened
Description: Sean Spicers are feisty and timid creatures that will toss the blame around and mistake concentration camps for holocaust centers. They always appear to be scared when near their prey such as the media. In fact they seemed so scared it was a shock to find that Sean Spicers belong under the Phylum Chordata.
The only reason the Sean Spicer is not counted as endangered is due to new Trump policies regarding how many species can be counted as endangered.